Once upon a time, (1/T) pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling through a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly
large matrix. Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she never enter such an array without
her brackets on. Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this
condition on the grounds that it was insufficient and made her way in amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns enveloped her
on all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Quite sudenly, 3 branches of a hyperbola touched het at
a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of directrix, and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point,
she tripped over a square root protruding from the erf and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once
more, she found herself, apparently alone, in a non-Euclidean space. She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi,
was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still
convergent, he wondered. He decided to integrate improperly at once. Hearing a vulgar fraction behind her, Polly turned around and
saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated. She could see at once, by his degenerate conic and his dissipated terms,
that he was up to no good. "Eureka," she gasped. "Ho, ho," he said. "What a symmetric little polynomial you are. I can see you are
bubbling over with secs." "Oh, sir," she protested. "Keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on." "Calm yourself, my dear," said
our suave operator. "Your fears are purely imaginary." "I, I," she thought, "perhaps he's homogeneous then." "What order are you?"
the brute demanded. "Seventeen," replied Polly. Curly leered. "I suppose you've never been operated on yet?" he asked.
"Of course not!" Polly cried indignantly. "I'm absolutely convergent." "Come, come," said Curly, "let's off to a decimal place I know
and I'll take you to the limit." "Never," gasped Polly. "Exchlf," he swore, using the vilest oath he knew. His patience was gone.
Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant
places and began smoothing her points of inflection. Poor Polly. All was up. She felt his hand tending to her asymptotic limit. Her
convergence would soon be gone forever. There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator. He integrated by parts. He integrated
by partial fractions. The complex beast even went all the way around and did a counter integration. What an indignity to be multiply
connected on her first integration. Curly went on operating until he was absolutely and completely orthogonal. When Polly got home
that night, her mother became frightened and stated "You're traveling in a forward direction to your auntie + uncle unit in the graph
of Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it approached, the license plane said "New" and there were dotted cubes in the reflector,
if anything I could state that this cab had a lesser chance than the rest but I thought disregard that fact, if you could operator,
follow the lines that lead to Bel Air! I approached the compilation of three dimensional objects about 7/12 or 2/3 and I yelled to
the operator attention, smell you some other time on this planar area! Looked at my Math house, My graph had finally reached a closed
point, to finalize on my algorithmically correct point as the prince of the graph known as Bel Air.